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Ichabod Crane
02:01
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Heads are going to roll
I’ve been told you’re walking alone
I’m gonna snatch that soul
You’re awfully bold to play this song
Ichabod crane
Fright night said I might propose to this girl,
but here comes that Simp promising her, the world
go back to school science class dissecting squirrels
I’m on my horse riding high
Bring her these pearls
And you’re in the prow I gotta stop it now
I see you in the distance
Any other time it would be great but I hate your persistence
So like Vick I threw quick
And said goodbye to your existence
Pumpkin to the dome we won’t be needing your assistance
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Lurking in the dark
02:08
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Somethings evil lurking in the dark
Mama said come inside. She was smart.
But little Jimmy didn’t listen to her voice
He screamed, and he ran, but he didn’t have a choice
The chain on his bike was rusted squeaking
He sometimes squeezed the horn on the handle bars beeping
The night calmed the town so everyone was sleeping
Little did he know the creeps were creeping
He made that left turn right turn rolling
Eyes blinking in the dark strolling
Oblivious to the things that was about to come next
He pulled out his phone and gave his mom a text
That night he disappeared mama feared she never see her boy again cries, tears
It was a good year. He was about to graduate
now. His face is memorialized on a golden plate
in front of his school, right where the seniors park as a reminder that somethings lurking in the dark.
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Your Skin
01:51
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It’s all fun and games until i’m wearing your skin
The End
let the Games begin
You came to my house on my porch asking for some shit
Ain’t got no bag or no mask you’re counterfeit
And you were so fast to act an ass
I ain’t down for it
So i said bye and shut the door period
I thought that was the end, but my friend wanted to meet the Lord
He started throwing eggs, not normal them shits were boiled hard
I turn to my wife I was like this dude’s insane
Then I heard a crash I gasp. He broke a window pane.
Now the breeze is blowing through my wife’s like what you gonna do
I said, call the cops let me go put on my shoes
Now I can hear him cackling ha ha ha laughing the cops pull up quick, and they’re like what’s happening
I told him the story and they were like OK son go home but I’m like now I’m about to break his bone bone bone bone
Hook
The cops were like, is that a threat, sir stand down? I said yes, stand back in about to slap this clown
He said who and like an owl I turned that head around
The boys and blue were doing their job so they had me on the ground
I didn’t even frown ha ha. I thought it was a little funny, because the look on the face was worth more than that Lil money.
I can fix this window
I can post my bond
I can move past this little hit and run
You can’t come around here
You just stay at your place
Cause I am legend and Will slapped that face
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Movie Night
01:40
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Scary movie night rub up on that booty night
If you get the movie right, you will get to hold her tight
Popping popcorn the night is Young and my kids are done trick-or-treating. I hear that car horn wife is home. I’m ready for this meeting
We watching red Rum Freddy Krueger kids go to sleep. The suspense is building and my hands are starting to creep.
Bam jump scare now things are going smoothly. I’m holding hands with my left and my right is on that booty. She’s watching the screen. I’m watching her neck girl. You show is cute.
She has no idea what’s coming next but the shot I’m about to shoot
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Broke Halloween
02:25
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This halloween i’m broke so you getting candy corn
this halloween i’m broke so you getting bubble gum
this halloween i’m broke
i’m going to the dollar store
so don’t come to my (ding Dong)
talking about you want chocolate candy , i’m broke
Broke as a joke without the laughs so I choke
Clear my throat and promote this candy corn
Trick or treat!
House bill, light bill, water bills keep coming
If you ain’t about that cheap candy kids keep running
To the neighbors house ah ah they broke too
Pieces of bread maybe some butter that’s all we can do
You get a banana you get an apple you get some cough drops
I ain’t Santa and this ain’t your birthday so why did this beat stop
Beat drop
Quick stop
To get these ketchup packets
about to make this blood hot
pockets full of candy
It’s a flood watch
Tower don’t come over here expecting them Twix , them snickers three musketeers maybe next year
Don’t come to my house for some candy don’t come to my house for some Twix don’t come to my house for them tootsie rolls I don’t even have the Hershey kiss
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I see you
03:17
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I thought I told you to stay in your house I see you
Don’t you dare come out I see you
Don’t be walking in the streets I see you
That candy ain’t worth this heat I see you
No outfit and no bucket I started at a deficit
No iPhone I can’t call home I must go out and represent
Knock on doors that 123
Say trick or treat and candy
Jolly ranchers tootsie roll I wonder what it could be
Should be chocolate
Get up off that bullshit
Get up out that pool pit if you’re offering ain’t worth it
If that shoe fits then wear it I didn’t mean to swear it
I didn’t mean to scare it
Heat heat bringing that sweet sweet
Bring me something to eat eat and put it on repeat peat (repeat peat)
Trick or treat please don’t try to sneak sneak bitch you ain’t a sleep sleep
This transaction ain’t complete pleat
No demands on the love that’s pouring
no threats bring the Neosporin
No regrets when the Henny pouring
6 feet down it’s time to mourn
Stay inside don’t play the game
I see you saw we ain’t the same
Give me that candy and run on home don’t be walking the streets alone
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Trap Halloween
02:27
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Blood and ghosts and scary things
Walk to my door and hit that ring
I be trapping trapping pushing candy (yum) on Halloween
Pull up to my house to my home and you ring that bell
You say trick or treat it’s time to eat and you know things are going well
Forget the candy corn I’m packing snickers and three musketeers I got that Milky Way
And that juice that taste like baby tears
No fear as I release this visious dog out my front door
Why is paw patrol running
I thought y’all were cousins what are you here for.
Dora the explorer just tripped on the side of the driveway Elsa Peed in her pants and said call never bothered me anyway
Kit Kat
Twix
Skittles
Let’s go
Twisslers
M&Ms
Candy corn wait wooooh
Starburst
Hersheys
Reese’s pieces get that junk
Open that Laffy taffy and feel your whole mouth wake up
So go out
Dress up
Just watch out for cars and vans
Remember This is for the kids
Not for you to promote your only fans
Have fun
Don’t run
Save some candy for later
Keep a stack in your room cause parents are haters
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Hoeween
02:20
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It was a normal morning air cool and crisp , a little dew on the grass, windows foggy with mist
I went out for a jog cause , well , I like food, and y’all be rude when my belly protrudes,
Anyway, so jogging and working , back sweating I’m hurtin
Heard a sound from the bushes , looked over it was nothing
Started back running
And out of the corner of my eye
Saw this woman she thick
She waved and said hi
I’m like mmmmm I’m down with it
I stopped running ,stomach in chest out what’s up
It’s a little early in the morning for you to be collecting stuff
She said it’s never too early or to late it doesn’t matter
I’m down for candy in the morning and for whatever comes after.
Whow, that’s when I realized she was celebrating hoeween
She saw the shock on my face and tried to flee the seane
I’m like No , stop hoe. You looking good in this mist , but there are some facts that just can’t be dismissed.
Where are your kids? You grown trick or treating by yo self
Where is yo coat ? It’s cold isn’t good for your health
Why you got heals?
Looks like you’ve been walking for miles
but you haven’t Brock a sweat and you still got a smile
See this is why I do this, to educate the kids, these hoes on hoeween , we’ll find out what you did. They will rip out your heart , snap you in half praying mantises,
They will take all yo candy run and laugh, so selfish
You hoeween hoes I know this one thing to be true , so don’t be scared, it won’t work cause death will find you
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